Fear stuck deep into my heart, a chill ran down my spine… I reread more carefully what I feared I had seen: “I’m going to be a pop star!” My heart pounding – not another wanna be pop star! Please don’t let it be true! My morbid curiosity aroused, I had to investigate – surely there was a painless explanation….

After a few minutes playing with GarageBand Arggg! Could this be any worse? What abomination am I about to subject my ears to? Do I dare click that link? I had to, I had to know just how bad it was. Hands shaking in fear of what I might hear, I clicked…. ba ba, da da da doo doo da My foot tapped, my head grooved. What just happened here? That was actually pretty good…. Is it possible that someone who so brazenly refers to themselves as a pop star could actually come up with a cool lick? What kind of wonder is this so called GarageBand? And how soon can I get a copy? So Matthew when do we get to hear your first complete works?