He Wants An Apple
By Adrian Sutton
Leo Simmons wants an apple. He suggests that someone buy a nice shiny new 17″ powerbook and send him their old ratty 15″ powerbook. I happen to have an old ratty 15″ powerbook and would love a nice shiny new 17″ powerbook – I can even justify it. I can’t however afford it. So let me offer some mac hater a chance to show just how much they hate Mac’s in three easy steps. 1. Buy a nice shiny new 17″ powerbook. 2. Give the nice shiny new 17″ powerbook to me. 3. There is no step three. I will then quite happily give my old ratty 15″ powerbook to Leo and everyone will be happy. The mac hater can brag to all his friends about how he hates macs so much that he gave away a perfectly good 17″ powerbook to some total stranger because it’s totally worthless to him, I can enjoy my nice shiny new 17″ powerbook and Leo can enjoy his nice ratty old 15″ powerbook.